1 00:01:13,550 --> 00:01:14,550 Mail call. 2 00:01:15,370 --> 00:01:16,370 Right here. 3 00:01:16,530 --> 00:01:17,530 Here, Ann. 4 00:01:17,670 --> 00:01:18,690 It's for Dick. 5 00:01:19,810 --> 00:01:22,770 Oh, Fudd. Why do we even bother having a mailbox? 6 00:01:24,130 --> 00:01:25,570 It's a scattered thing. 7 00:01:27,870 --> 00:01:29,810 Boy, Dick, that's some rooster. 8 00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:34,650 It's a hand, George. 9 00:01:35,150 --> 00:01:37,430 Are you sure? It looks more like a rooster. 10 00:01:39,090 --> 00:01:40,090 Okay, it's a rooster. 11 00:01:40,770 --> 00:01:41,770 You want it? 12 00:01:42,010 --> 00:01:43,070 Wow, thanks! 13 00:01:47,210 --> 00:01:50,410 Look, Joanna, an original unsigned deck. 14 00:01:54,670 --> 00:01:55,670 Nice rooster. 15 00:01:57,650 --> 00:02:01,070 Oh, honey, listen to this. The Brookville Academy wants me to speak at 16 00:02:01,070 --> 00:02:03,450 commencement ceremonies next Saturday. Well, that's wonderful. 17 00:02:04,430 --> 00:02:06,690 I don't believe I've ever heard of the Brookville Academy. 18 00:02:07,330 --> 00:02:08,810 And listen to their motto. 19 00:02:09,090 --> 00:02:12,270 Educating tomorrow's leaders. Not followers, mind you. Leaders. 20 00:02:13,370 --> 00:02:15,530 Why would they want you to speak? You're not important. 21 00:02:18,250 --> 00:02:20,730 Stephanie, I'm a successful author and talk show host. 22 00:02:21,590 --> 00:02:22,590 Yeah? 23 00:02:24,510 --> 00:02:25,890 Maybe somebody lost a bet. 24 00:02:30,930 --> 00:02:32,950 Hi -ho, Loudon, and... Loudon counterpart. 25 00:02:36,130 --> 00:02:37,130 Hello, Stephanie. 26 00:02:37,330 --> 00:02:38,330 Michael. 27 00:02:41,470 --> 00:02:44,250 So, that thumb bag you've got there, Michael. 28 00:02:45,770 --> 00:02:50,330 It's for you. It's all the little mementos you've given me through the 29 00:02:50,330 --> 00:02:56,010 figured you'd want them back now that we're apart, so... Number one lover? 30 00:02:56,470 --> 00:02:57,550 I didn't give you that. 31 00:03:02,220 --> 00:03:03,300 I bought it for myself. 32 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:07,140 It was on sale. 33 00:03:08,900 --> 00:03:13,040 Well, it would be silly for you to keep these things. 34 00:03:13,420 --> 00:03:16,280 After all, we mean nothing to each other anymore, right? 35 00:03:17,700 --> 00:03:18,700 Right. 36 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:27,980 Michael, guess who's going to speak at the Brookville Academy's commencement 37 00:03:27,980 --> 00:03:28,980 ceremonies? 38 00:03:32,950 --> 00:03:33,950 I am. 39 00:03:37,190 --> 00:03:38,190 Hi. 40 00:03:42,250 --> 00:03:43,870 I'm Larry. This is my brother. 41 00:03:46,190 --> 00:03:50,650 Uh -oh, Daryl. I think we may have wandered in on some smooth boys in 42 00:03:56,010 --> 00:03:57,650 But what can I do for you guys? 43 00:03:58,130 --> 00:04:00,790 We've come to remind you about our dinner party this Saturday. 44 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:03,400 Also to tell you to dress casual. 45 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:08,120 Although Daryl does have strong feelings about people who wear culottes to 46 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:09,120 dinner. 47 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:14,200 Oh, Larry, I'm sorry we can't make it this Saturday. Dick has a speaking 48 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:18,720 engagement. As I recall, when we made these dinner plans four months ago, you 49 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:19,720 promised to be there. 50 00:04:21,060 --> 00:04:24,340 We should have known you were just slipping us the old rubber possum. 51 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:26,120 Come on, Daryl. 52 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:27,680 Guys, guys, wait. 53 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:31,800 What if Joanna went alone? 54 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:33,040 What? 55 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:35,840 I guess that would be okay. 56 00:04:37,980 --> 00:04:41,760 I don't think so, Daryl. Even though Miss Joanna will be coming unescorted, 57 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:43,000 she's still a married woman. 58 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:53,740 Larry, you know I'd love to go, but Dick needs me at the graduation to look on 59 00:04:53,740 --> 00:04:55,620 adoringly as he speaks. 60 00:04:56,700 --> 00:04:59,360 Hey, Jojo, what if I go with you? 61 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:00,880 I don't have a life. 62 00:05:02,840 --> 00:05:05,600 And the unemployment office said I should never turn down a free meal. 63 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:08,560 What do you say, Miss Joanna? We'll be serving most of your favorite 64 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:09,560 vertebrates. 65 00:05:11,620 --> 00:05:13,280 Then how could I say no? 66 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:14,920 Great. 67 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:18,860 Daryl, why don't you watch TV so I can discuss the dinner menu? 68 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:23,100 They may have food allergies. We don't want their throats to swell shut. 69 00:05:25,710 --> 00:05:29,790 You know, Larry, I do seem to have a slight reaction to jumbo shrimp. 70 00:05:30,410 --> 00:05:34,530 Although regular shrimp doesn't affect me. And clams, well, don't get me 71 00:05:34,530 --> 00:05:39,370 started. Actually, that was just a clever ruse so I could explain my 72 00:05:39,370 --> 00:05:40,370 need for company. 73 00:05:40,750 --> 00:05:46,370 See, even though my brothers are more fun than a barrel of Jan Murray's, 74 00:05:46,370 --> 00:05:47,430 just not deep thinkers. 75 00:05:47,790 --> 00:05:51,790 They'd rather spend their time making teeth mosaics than discussing anything 76 00:05:51,790 --> 00:05:52,790 relevance. 77 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:58,620 Kids today, you know, if they're not watching MTV, they're making tooth art. 78 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:07,000 Guys, would you like me to turn that TV on for you? 79 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:22,840 Oh, John. 80 00:06:23,950 --> 00:06:24,950 Do you find this inspiring? 81 00:06:25,850 --> 00:06:29,650 As you leave these hallowed halls and go forth... I don't want to hear it. 82 00:06:30,110 --> 00:06:32,550 Because of you, I may have to eat beetle tonight. 83 00:06:34,070 --> 00:06:37,810 I understand it tastes like chicken. 84 00:06:41,230 --> 00:06:43,190 Honey, would you stop worrying? 85 00:06:43,490 --> 00:06:44,690 You'll have a great time. 86 00:06:45,010 --> 00:06:47,830 All you have to do is believe in yourself. 87 00:06:48,050 --> 00:06:52,430 And if you believe in yourself, you can climb any mountain. 88 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:54,320 Forward any stream. 89 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:56,660 Follow any... What the hell are you talking about? 90 00:06:58,540 --> 00:07:00,120 Oh, it's from my speech. 91 00:07:01,820 --> 00:07:03,000 Were you inspired? 92 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:04,640 Yeah. To get a gun. 93 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:08,260 Salutations, Dick. 94 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:12,120 And, Date, are you ready for a scrumptious dinner of God knows what? 95 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:16,920 Ready as I'll ever be. Been coating my stomach since this morning. 96 00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:19,080 Now, listen up, Michael. 97 00:07:20,110 --> 00:07:25,010 I want Joanna home at a decent hour, and I don't want her walking in here with 98 00:07:25,010 --> 00:07:27,230 her blouse misbuttoned. 99 00:07:28,950 --> 00:07:31,810 Don't worry, sir. I'll have your spouse and her blouse in the house by 11. 100 00:07:36,570 --> 00:07:37,690 Good, good lad. 101 00:07:39,110 --> 00:07:41,990 Well, I'm off to enlighten the future leaders of America. 102 00:07:45,450 --> 00:07:47,190 John, aren't you going to wish me luck? 103 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:51,700 Are you going to be eating bugs for dinner tonight? 104 00:07:53,180 --> 00:07:54,180 Night, honey. 105 00:07:59,620 --> 00:08:05,300 Don't you have a home? 106 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:11,000 I'm here to escort Joanna to Larry, Daryl, and Daryl's for an evening of 107 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,680 dining and highbrow conversation. 108 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:17,460 You ready? We better get there before our dinner slithers off. 109 00:08:19,630 --> 00:08:20,630 waddles off. 110 00:08:20,810 --> 00:08:21,870 Good night, Stephanie. 111 00:08:22,550 --> 00:08:25,810 Watch out for him. He likes to touch your thigh when he's shifting. 112 00:08:27,750 --> 00:08:28,910 I'll sit in the back. 113 00:08:42,150 --> 00:08:44,030 Hi, Stephanie. What are you doing? 114 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:47,480 having a much better time than Michael and Joanna could possibly have in a 115 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:48,480 million years. 116 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:50,900 Oh, sorry I interrupted. 117 00:08:52,580 --> 00:08:54,260 Oh, George, wait. 118 00:08:55,940 --> 00:09:02,220 It's just that this is the first Saturday night since I was 13 that I 119 00:09:02,220 --> 00:09:03,220 had a date. 120 00:09:03,340 --> 00:09:08,000 Oh, you don't need a date to have fun on a Saturday night. I hardly ever go out, 121 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,140 and I have lots of fun. 122 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:11,680 Really? What do you do? 123 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:17,050 Well, first... I make a big bowl of popcorn, sometimes with Mrs. Dash and 124 00:09:17,050 --> 00:09:19,470 sometimes with Molly McButter. 125 00:09:20,470 --> 00:09:25,870 Then I plant myself in front of the TV and eat until I'm so full I see dots. 126 00:09:28,970 --> 00:09:31,690 Then I wash it down with a gallon of scotch. 127 00:09:41,070 --> 00:09:44,490 How many times must I tell you the chipmunk fork goes to the right? 128 00:09:45,470 --> 00:09:48,470 Our guests have arrived. 129 00:09:50,230 --> 00:09:51,870 Daryl, put that joy buzzer away. 130 00:09:53,070 --> 00:09:54,990 There'll be no novelty items tonight. 131 00:09:55,630 --> 00:09:57,730 And that includes wax lips. 132 00:10:07,530 --> 00:10:10,770 I'm Lawrence. This is my good brother, Daryl. And this is my other good 133 00:10:10,870 --> 00:10:11,870 Daryl. 134 00:10:12,730 --> 00:10:13,730 Hey, guys. 135 00:10:13,970 --> 00:10:16,310 Nice dig. Not half as weird as I thought it'd be. 136 00:10:17,650 --> 00:10:20,390 Thank you. We appreciate the backhanded compliments. 137 00:10:22,390 --> 00:10:26,590 Miss Joanna, you're being in real estate. You'd be qualified to help us. 138 00:10:27,010 --> 00:10:30,130 Daryl's been batting around the idea of putting our home on the market. 139 00:10:30,810 --> 00:10:32,750 What do you think our little nest would fetch? 140 00:10:34,190 --> 00:10:36,870 Well, the land alone is worth at least $30 ,000. 141 00:10:37,910 --> 00:10:40,330 And the combination of land and house? 142 00:10:41,730 --> 00:10:42,730 17 tops. 143 00:10:45,550 --> 00:10:48,190 Before dinner, we thought we'd start with cocktails. 144 00:10:48,710 --> 00:10:51,150 Oh, sounds great. I'll have a margarita. 145 00:10:51,850 --> 00:10:52,850 Bloody Mary. 146 00:10:52,930 --> 00:10:56,710 Listen to that, Daryl. Miss Joanna and Michael named their cocktails. 147 00:10:57,810 --> 00:11:00,790 What an interesting, albeit eccentric, custom. 148 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:09,880 supposed to eat these? 149 00:11:09,980 --> 00:11:12,120 I don't know. Let me try a little improv here. 150 00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:13,940 To the swamp. 151 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:15,080 To the swamp. 152 00:11:17,300 --> 00:11:18,300 To the swamp. 153 00:11:26,900 --> 00:11:27,900 Well, 154 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:35,460 if we're all done with our cocktails, I'll go get the finger sandwiches. 155 00:11:44,140 --> 00:11:45,360 like doing after cocktails? 156 00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:50,060 Holding our hands up to make sure all our fingers are there. 157 00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:58,720 Okay, Larry. Bring on the finger sandwiches. 158 00:11:59,940 --> 00:12:02,300 Wonder what she'll do when we serve the rump roast. 159 00:12:17,930 --> 00:12:22,110 graduates have achieved a higher degree of academic excellence than ever before. 160 00:12:22,830 --> 00:12:27,190 It's our hope that your speech will inspire them to even greater heights. 161 00:12:27,970 --> 00:12:32,350 Well, you know, this is my first commencement address, so I won't be as 162 00:12:32,350 --> 00:12:35,530 as, say, Lee Iacocca or Bill Buckley. 163 00:12:37,870 --> 00:12:38,870 Oh. 164 00:12:40,470 --> 00:12:43,910 Well, just do your best. 165 00:12:44,210 --> 00:12:47,390 That's all we ask of our students, so that's all we can ask of you. 166 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:50,800 Sort of an A for effort. 167 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:52,760 We'll see. 168 00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:55,740 Now, if you'll just take a seat. 169 00:13:00,020 --> 00:13:02,800 Did you even try to get Iacocca or Buckley? 170 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:04,540 They wanted money. 171 00:13:06,380 --> 00:13:08,800 Well, I just hate scraping bottom like this. 172 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:17,400 He's tough. 173 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,860 Oh, he's tough, but good. 174 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:25,040 Because of him, 90 % of our students end up as heads of major corporations 175 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:26,420 before they're 27. 176 00:13:26,860 --> 00:13:27,860 Wow. 177 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:31,500 How did I get this job? Did somebody lose a bet? 178 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:33,840 Sure. Rub it in. 179 00:13:38,180 --> 00:13:44,360 Ladies and gentlemen, good evening and welcome to Brookville Academy. 180 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:46,640 I am Dean Dagman. 181 00:13:47,290 --> 00:13:52,710 And it's a great honor for me to introduce to you the graduating class of 182 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:18,360 Hit me. 183 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:26,120 Gee, for a wine you said tasted like swill, you're sure sucking it back. 184 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:33,000 Well, I was too quick to judge. This wine has a personality that's not 185 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,000 immediately evident. 186 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:38,660 That's what my mother used to say about me. 187 00:14:42,060 --> 00:14:43,060 Oh, look. 188 00:14:44,460 --> 00:14:48,020 There's a picture of Michael and me on that picnic in the forest. 189 00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:52,880 We had to fire our Mater D because he placed our blanket on an incline. 190 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:02,960 Hey, you want to make a volcano out of baking soda and vinegar? 191 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,800 Here we are at the amusement park. 192 00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:12,400 They kicked us out because we stayed too long in the House of Mirrors. 193 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,920 And here we are in the rowboat on Lake Winnipeg. 194 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:26,480 It... It started to pour, and Michael had to row the boat ashore. 195 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:30,800 Hallelujah. 196 00:15:33,580 --> 00:15:40,500 You know, I'm usually not one to give my opinion unless I'm asked, but 197 00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:42,680 you're not acting like the Stephanie I know. 198 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:46,340 You mean I'm usually not a drunken sot? 199 00:15:47,620 --> 00:15:50,500 No, you're usually not so pathetic. 200 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:55,480 Wouldn't you feel sorry for yourself if Michael broke up with you? 201 00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,260 I'd be heartbroken. 202 00:15:59,580 --> 00:16:06,400 I suppose, like Pagliacci, I'd hide my deep sorrow behind the mask of 203 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,620 the happy handyman. 204 00:16:08,660 --> 00:16:13,140 But then I'd be plenty P .O .ed. 205 00:16:14,030 --> 00:16:18,810 I mean, the nerve of that Michael dumping a sweet guy like me. 206 00:16:21,030 --> 00:16:22,030 You're right. 207 00:16:22,790 --> 00:16:25,950 Michael broke up with me. I should be furious with him. 208 00:16:27,730 --> 00:16:31,150 Who do you think you are, you out -of -work clothes whore? 209 00:16:31,630 --> 00:16:33,910 I don't need you in that damn rowboat. 210 00:16:34,490 --> 00:16:36,730 Oh, you ripped his head off. 211 00:16:40,150 --> 00:16:41,990 I'm just getting warmed up. 212 00:16:49,070 --> 00:16:50,910 Miss Joanna, how did you enjoy your entree? 213 00:16:51,730 --> 00:16:52,770 What was it again? 214 00:16:53,010 --> 00:16:57,210 It was a little recipe passed down from my great -uncle Daryl and my other great 215 00:16:57,210 --> 00:16:58,210 -uncle Daryl. 216 00:16:59,190 --> 00:17:03,210 Something old, something new. Something borrowed, something dead. 217 00:17:06,450 --> 00:17:10,050 Well, I'm glad to see you included something from each of the four major 218 00:17:10,050 --> 00:17:11,050 groups. 219 00:17:11,710 --> 00:17:12,829 You gonna eat those quills? 220 00:17:15,530 --> 00:17:16,530 Enjoy. 221 00:17:17,430 --> 00:17:18,429 Thanks, Uncle. 222 00:17:18,430 --> 00:17:20,069 Let's take these home for a late night suck. 223 00:17:22,050 --> 00:17:25,190 Well, I guess it's time to begin our intellectual discussion. 224 00:17:28,230 --> 00:17:32,330 Yeah, there they go again. Anytime they hear the word intellectual, they throw 225 00:17:32,330 --> 00:17:33,350 themselves into their teeth. 226 00:17:36,330 --> 00:17:40,650 Now, are there any issues or topics you're particularly fond of? 227 00:17:41,330 --> 00:17:42,330 Etymology? 228 00:17:43,150 --> 00:17:44,150 Theosophy? 229 00:17:45,470 --> 00:17:46,470 Physics? 230 00:17:47,090 --> 00:17:49,370 Well, as long as I don't have to turn my head and cough. 231 00:17:52,350 --> 00:17:54,510 I'll start the ball rolling by throwing out a question. 232 00:17:54,830 --> 00:17:56,730 What's your opinion on the Big Bang Theory? 233 00:18:01,490 --> 00:18:04,870 Well, uh, there are so many schools of thought. 234 00:18:06,370 --> 00:18:08,770 Personally, I think they're fine if you have a high forehead. 235 00:18:12,850 --> 00:18:13,850 Excuse me. 236 00:18:16,110 --> 00:18:17,470 Do you feel as dumb as I do? 237 00:18:17,690 --> 00:18:22,630 Yeah. It seems I overestimated the caliber of Miss Joanna and Michael's 238 00:18:22,630 --> 00:18:23,630 intelligence. 239 00:18:23,990 --> 00:18:27,470 I know now that I shouldn't have looked elsewhere for intellectual stimulation 240 00:18:27,470 --> 00:18:30,070 when all along it was right here in my own backyard. 241 00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:38,710 Our problem now is what to do about our guests. 242 00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,210 Good thinking, Daryl. You go get ready. 243 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:49,900 i guess you two are brain tired from our mental workout why don't we take a 244 00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:54,220 break a break is good my brothers will now entertain you with a musical 245 00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:55,220 interlude 246 00:19:57,290 --> 00:19:58,290 Good luck, Dylan. 247 00:19:59,450 --> 00:20:01,610 You'll be a fine asset to Merrill Lynch. 248 00:20:06,590 --> 00:20:12,710 And now I would like to introduce our guest speaker, novelist and talk show 249 00:20:12,710 --> 00:20:13,790 host, Mr. 250 00:20:14,010 --> 00:20:15,150 Richard Loudon. 251 00:20:19,310 --> 00:20:25,390 Thank you, Dean Deckman. Actually, I'm not a novelist. I write how -to books. 252 00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:37,700 I have created some memorable novel -like characters, like Mr. 253 00:20:38,260 --> 00:20:42,800 Spivak, the knowledgeable hardware store owner. 254 00:20:44,420 --> 00:20:45,840 Or Mrs. 255 00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:51,820 Sadakoy, the well -meaning but daffy plumber's assistant. 256 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:59,100 Get on with it. You're losing the... Graduates of Brookville Academy. 257 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,940 As you go forth into college, 258 00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:06,840 kindergarten, 259 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:14,020 you'll look back on these years, a year, 260 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:18,360 with a great sense of nostalgia. 261 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:24,420 That means you'll, like, remember all the fun stuff. 262 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:27,240 See, I... 263 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:32,360 I thought you kids would be older, so a lot of my speech doesn't... 264 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:35,160 All right. 265 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:37,060 Who shot the spitball? 266 00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:43,600 You may think that's funny, but, you know, you can... A person can lose an 267 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:48,960 Of course, you know, it'd have to be spit real hard. 268 00:21:50,820 --> 00:21:55,160 You know, kids, there are two paths that you can take in life. 269 00:21:55,700 --> 00:22:01,400 The one path... like the one taken by the anonymous spitballer, can lead to a 270 00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:06,200 life of crime and possible imprisonment. 271 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:13,060 The other path, I'll call the path of goodness, 272 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:18,120 can lead to a life of happiness. 273 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:24,180 So it's up to you to decide which path you'd like to take. 274 00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:32,610 Thank you, and that concludes my speech. 275 00:22:33,590 --> 00:22:36,630 Mr. Loudon, that was a wonderfully brief speech. 276 00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:39,350 Not bad for a how -to writer, huh? 277 00:22:39,710 --> 00:22:41,670 Well, you get what you pay for. 278 00:22:43,370 --> 00:22:49,130 Now, since we were all so inspired by Mr. Loudon, I think it only appropriate 279 00:22:49,130 --> 00:22:53,090 that he now lead us in the singing of our school song. 280 00:22:54,590 --> 00:22:58,210 Dean, Dean, Dean Dackman, I don't know your school song. 281 00:23:01,610 --> 00:23:03,730 Bingo was his name -o. 282 00:23:03,930 --> 00:23:06,190 B -I -N -G -O. 283 00:23:06,490 --> 00:23:11,150 B -I -N -G -O. B -I -N -G -O. 284 00:23:11,410 --> 00:23:13,890 And bingo was his name -o. 285 00:23:14,650 --> 00:23:18,870 Farmer had a dog and bingo was his name -o. 286 00:23:19,450 --> 00:23:21,290 I -N -G -O. 287 00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:24,130 I -N -G -O. 288 00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:28,950 I -N -G -O. And bingo was his name -o.